Howard
Hi! My name is
Howard. I’m a pit bull. I think I am about six months old. This shelter has been my home for most of my
life and I am getting worried. This is
not a “no-kill” shelter.
Maybe this man will adopt me.
He has taken me for a walk and is talking with one of the staff members.
Yes! He has signed all
of the papers and is coming to me with a good strong leash in his hand. Whew!
“Okay, Dog, let’s go home.”
Dog?? My name is
Howard, not Dog! How can I tell him my
name is Howard and not Dog? I don’t have
the physical equipment to talk. Oh well,
I guess Dog will do. It’s a lot better
than Spot or Fido.
Oh, boy! This is a big
house with a big back lawn. I will
really enjoy running around instead of being cooped up in a kennel all of the
time.
Oops! Here is a big
black cat. He is acting like he owns the
place.
Hi! I’m Howard but the
man calls me Dog. I’ll bet they call you
Cat.
“No, Felix.”
That’s almost the same thing, but it’s better than Kitty or
Pussy.
Okay, let’s get down to basics. I understand that you are not used to sharing
your space. But I am here now and I
don’t want any trouble. I just got out
of what amounts to jail. So I’ll try to
stay out of your way. Since you seem to
prefer indoors I’ll just stay outside, mostly.
Okay?
“Yeah, but just stay out of my way”
So far, so good. I’ve
had a couple of weeks with lots of exercise.
No big trouble with Felix.
What’s that squawking I hear?
For heaven’s sake, they’ve brought home a parrot! That’ll not sit well
with Felix! Let me check it out.
Hey, Felix, what’s with all the noise?
“That noisy parrot, Maggie, will not shut up! She’s driving me up the wall.”
Is she here permanently?
“Not if I can get to her!”
Let me see what I can do.
Maggie, I’m Howard. Do
you suppose you can give it a rest for a while?
Your squawking is getting to Felix.
“Why should I?”
Let’s see. Felix can’t
get to you in your cage on its stand.
But I can easily knock over the stand and then Felix could get to
you. And you know what cats do to birds,
even tough old parrots.
“Gulp. Since you put it
that way I guess I could be quiet for a while.”
Good. It doesn’t mean
you can’t ever make noise. That’s what
parrots do. Just don’t keep it up all
the time.
“Okay.”
It’s been a couple of weeks and things seem to be calm.
Hey, Felix and Maggie, how are things?
“Since we had that discussion things are very peaceful. Felix has stopped threatening to eat me. Thank you.”
“Yes, Maggie and I have become friends, sort of. She even sings a song I like from time to
time.”
Hmm. I wonder. Maggie, do you think you can do something for
me?
“If I can, sure. What
is it?”
Well you have learned to talk people talk. Felix and I can’t do that. Do you think you can tell the man that my
name is Howard, not Dog?
“I’m not good at grammar and whole sentences but I can
try. How about ‘Howard, not Dog.’”
That should do it.
You’ll probably have to repeat it several times.
Wow, I sure underestimated how many times Maggie would have to
try to get the message across. I’ll bet
it took a couple hundred tries over the past three weeks before the man
addressed me as Howard.
Thank you, Maggie. You
have made me very happy!
Robert Niel Beatie – April 22, 2013